The Empire of Tra sk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Maniac with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.19 billion Traskynns are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mystäi. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Traskynn economy, worth 49.3 trillion Trä’sk Nöllahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,436 Trä’sk Nöllahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tra sk's national animal is the Wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tra sk is ranked 208,819^th in the world and 7,771^st in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,804.05 Standard Monetary Units.